








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 501 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Wingman | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5955 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,756 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6786 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6299 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4643 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 7028 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $902,239 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H | 53% | 118 |
| #2 | Zem | 51% | 188 |
| #3 | ᴉnɓ | 51% | 185 |
| #4 | Titan™ | 50% | 218 |
| #5 | gui | 50% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Titan™ | 23 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Cyans | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Zem | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Blue123 | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | ᴉnɓ | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴉnɓ | 805 | 0.21 | 20 min |
| #2 | Titan™ | 608 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #3 | Cyans | 602 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #4 | CrouchSoft | 297 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Blue123 | 224 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArmD. | +2.32 | 72 | 65 |
| #2 | Cyans | +2.03 | 78 | 63 |
| #3 | Titan™ | +1.41 | 70 | 58 |
| #4 | Zem | +1.07 | 74 | 54 |
| #5 | ᴉnɓ | +0.54 | 49 | 70 |





