








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2876 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1092 matches | ||
| Faceit | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 242 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 85,589 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 28732 | 34% |
| Smokes | 16303 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 25311 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 15243 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,619,894 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2046 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robsn | 58% | 89 |
| #2 | Flaashii * | 58% | 187 |
| #3 | Alberto Stone | 53% | 138 |
| #4 | cornz | 52% | 230 |
| #5 | coteclear | 51% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | coteclear | 51% | 99 |
| #6 | daddl9reN | 50% | 261 |
| #7 | REEEEEEEEEE | 48% | 227 |
| #8 | boioioing | 48% | 138 |
| #9 | macu | 48% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cornz | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | robsn | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | daddl9reN | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | REEEEEEEEEE | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Flaashii * | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daddl9reN | 1092 | 0.20 | 29 min |
| #2 | REEEEEEEEEE | 878 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #3 | robsn | 589 | 0.31 | 14 min |
| #4 | cornz | 501 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #5 | Flaashii * | 372 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flaashii * | +1.94 | 75 | 58 |
| #2 | REEEEEEEEEE | +1.48 | 82 | 73 |
| #3 | robsn | +0.93 | 72 | 68 |
| #4 | zmon | +0.01 | 48 | 85 |
| #5 | macu | -0.09 | 68 | 73 |





