








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 956 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3965 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,523 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2726 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3670 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2650 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2477 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $948,758 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 490 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heros5k | 84% | 32 |
| #2 | LiptroS | 81% | 21 |
| #3 | coteclear | 67% | 43 |
| #4 | Rev | 62% | 21 |
| #5 | macu | 58% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | macu | 58% | 31 |
| #6 | zmon | 58% | 187 |
| #7 | T4xX | 57% | 104 |
| #8 | T 4 x X | 56% | 27 |
| #9 | gmflash | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zmon | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | T4xX | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Heros5k | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | T 4 x X | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | LiptroS | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zmon | 945 | 0.25 | 29 min |
| #2 | T4xX | 334 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | gmflash | 123 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #4 | macu | 96 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | T 4 x X | 90 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heros5k | +6.36 | 90 | 56 |
| #2 | Flaashii * | +1.31 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | T4xX | +0.95 | 68 | 74 |
| #4 | Rev | +0.56 | 79 | 44 |
| #5 | T 4 x X | -0.01 | 73 | 71 |





