








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 642 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 314 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4624 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,254 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4630 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5027 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3886 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3711 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,432,455 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S C Λ R Ξ D | 91% | 32 |
| #2 | gat0 | 69% | 64 |
| #3 | LeBron James | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | xelfeR | 56% | 127 |
| #5 | ↫︎Easy_Muffins↬ | 49% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Demmi | 46% | 74 |
| #9 | s a n s e ☁ | 46% | 94 |
| #10 | Yamakoto | 46% | 35 |
| #11 | *Fry ヅ | 43% | 74 |
| #12 | Chris | 34% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TubeYou | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | xelfeR | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Chris | 6 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | s a n s e ☁ | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Sl3Dge98 DiNase | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demmi | 679 | 0.44 | 20 min |
| #2 | Sl3Dge98 DiNase | 547 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | TubeYou | 284 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | s a n s e ☁ | 261 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | ↫︎Easy_Muffins↬ | 214 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TubeYou | +1.60 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | gat0 | +1.42 | 70 | 62 |
| #3 | xelfeR | +1.32 | 80 | 58 |
| #4 | Yamakoto | +0.67 | 79 | 63 |
| #5 | Demmi | +0.55 | 57 | 75 |





