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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 558 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 178 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3314 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,711 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4576 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5941 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 3436 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2758 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,428,737 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 359 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coderunner | 52% | 255 |
| #2 | ph15hyzx | 50% | 284 |
| #3 | MoneyBags | 50% | 32 |
| #4 | donbeezy | 50% | 226 |
| #5 | zx-mattY | 49% | 349 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ph15hyzx | 50% | 284 |
| #3 | MoneyBags | 50% | 32 |
| #4 | donbeezy | 50% | 226 |
| #5 | zx-mattY | 49% | 349 |
| #6 | Bunn | 47% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zx-mattY | 7 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | donbeezy | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | coderunner | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | ph15hyzx | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | Bunn | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ph15hyzx | 1057 | 0.17 | 32 min |
| #2 | zx-mattY | 979 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #3 | donbeezy | 532 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #4 | Bunn | 388 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #5 | coderunner | 94 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coderunner | +1.69 | 75 | 38 |
| #2 | zx-mattY | +0.93 | 69 | 66 |
| #3 | Zrtn | +0.69 | 66 | 77 |
| #4 | MoneyBags | -0.03 | 63 | 72 |
| #5 | donbeezy | -1.07 | 41 | 76 |





