








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 369 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2987 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,087 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6079 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3756 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3944 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1308 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $780,129 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coderunner | 50% | 241 |
| #2 | ph15hyzx | 50% | 238 |
| #3 | Zrtn | 50% | 226 |
| #4 | zx-mattY | 48% | 294 |
| #5 | MoneyBags | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ph15hyzx | 50% | 238 |
| #3 | Zrtn | 50% | 226 |
| #4 | zx-mattY | 48% | 294 |
| #5 | MoneyBags | 45% | 20 |
| #6 | Bunn | 43% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zx-mattY | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | coderunner | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Zrtn | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Bunn | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | ph15hyzx | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ph15hyzx | 963 | 0.18 | 29 min |
| #2 | zx-mattY | 848 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #3 | Zrtn | 766 | 0.16 | 24 min |
| #4 | Bunn | 334 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #5 | coderunner | 108 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coderunner | +1.93 | 74 | 40 |
| #2 | zx-mattY | +1.19 | 69 | 67 |
| #3 | Zrtn | +0.94 | 67 | 79 |
| #4 | MoneyBags | +0.18 | 62 | 62 |
| #5 | donbeezy | -1.14 | 43 | 75 |





