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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 513 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3356 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,027 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7694 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4000 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4020 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4313 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $897,858 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coderunner | 51% | 316 |
| #2 | Zrtn | 49% | 349 |
| #3 | ph15hyzx | 49% | 337 |
| #4 | donbeezy | 48% | 294 |
| #5 | MoneyBags | 47% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Zrtn | 49% | 349 |
| #3 | ph15hyzx | 49% | 337 |
| #4 | donbeezy | 48% | 294 |
| #5 | MoneyBags | 47% | 36 |
| #6 | Bunn | 46% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donbeezy | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | coderunner | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Bunn | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Zrtn | 3 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | ph15hyzx | 2 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ph15hyzx | 1268 | 0.17 | 38 min |
| #2 | Zrtn | 1079 | 0.14 | 33 min |
| #3 | donbeezy | 738 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #4 | Bunn | 546 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #5 | coderunner | 120 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coderunner | +1.82 | 75 | 39 |
| #2 | zx-mattY | +1.08 | 69 | 66 |
| #3 | Zrtn | +0.79 | 67 | 77 |
| #4 | MoneyBags | +0.11 | 61 | 70 |
| #5 | donbeezy | -1.20 | 41 | 77 |





