








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1353 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,290 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3038 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2927 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3553 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2772 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $568,616 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 367 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Av3nGeR | 55% | 20 |
| #2 | Bigboss | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | werd | 54% | 69 |
| #4 | Pungents | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 47% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Spetz | 35% | 31 |
| #13 | zAW | 35% | 17 |
| #14 | nading everybody | 34% | 44 |
| #15 | ✠BigBob3D | 24% | 17 |
| #16 | M4TEO | 22% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | werd | 11 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Lil' Caesar | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | w | 7 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Spetz | 5 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | Epii | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Epii | 521 | 0.29 | 15 min |
| #2 | werd | 393 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #3 | remmy7 | 233 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | Pungents | 164 | 0.35 | 4 min |
| #5 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 147 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pungents | +6.05 | 85 | 59 |
| #2 | contraxed | +4.11 | 85 | 57 |
| #3 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | +3.11 | 73 | 53 |
| #4 | werd | +2.68 | 64 | 62 |
| #5 | Av3nGeR | +2.63 | 86 | 52 |





