








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2602 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1504 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1617 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1786 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1724 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $561,616 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 383 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | jascha | 50% | 14 |
| #11 | jK | 50% | 16 |
| #12 | LueKeN^ | 43% | 37 |
| #13 | cockrox | 36% | 14 |
| #14 | KOOPSTA KNICCA | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alx__ Ray Geld :) | 2 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | LueKeN^ | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | beroc | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | iKadse - chriZ-_ | 1 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | jK | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LueKeN^ | 130 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | Alx__ Ray Geld :) | 79 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #3 | cockrox | 62 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #4 | buschingeR ¦] | 57 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | cern | 49 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pxl | +4.38 | 75 | 86 |
| #2 | value | +2.78 | 89 | 61 |
| #3 | beroc | +1.57 | 77 | 67 |
| #4 | Alx__ Ray Geld :) | +1.44 | 90 | 70 |
| #5 | cern | +1.21 | 76 | 83 |





