








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 697 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 180 matches | ||
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5089 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5237 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2941 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3873 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $841,832 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 364 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thommyliciouz | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | Flown | 63% | 168 |
| #3 | Toshii :> | 63% | 67 |
| #4 | teddy | 63% | 64 |
| #5 | flubbydoo | 58% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Brummen | 53% | 19 |
| #12 | - Gera | 51% | 37 |
| #13 | js | 46% | 61 |
| #14 | Snellingen | 40% | 45 |
| #15 | Kornth | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flown | 12 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Fruktsalat | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | js | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Toshii :> | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Sosa | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NeXT - ogdans3 | 459 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | Fruktsalat | 351 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | Sosa | 329 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Flown | 282 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #5 | js | 220 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toshii :> | +2.78 | 75 | 59 |
| #2 | wiik | +1.84 | 89 | 62 |
| #3 | Flown | +1.49 | 77 | 61 |
| #4 | aj | +1.38 | 72 | 79 |
| #5 | teddy | +1.26 | 60 | 74 |





