








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 530 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 155 matches | ||
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2602 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,408 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2630 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3238 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1794 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2746 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,246,710 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 392 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flown | 62% | 69 |
| #2 | NeXT - ogdans3 | 58% | 169 |
| #3 | Sosa | 57% | 173 |
| #4 | teddy | 56% | 43 |
| #5 | Snellingen | 54% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aj | 946 | 0.33 | 32 min |
| #2 | Grillsalat | 736 | 0.26 | 18 min |
| #3 | NeXT - ogdans3 | 579 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #4 | Potetsalat | 388 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #5 | Sosa | 335 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flown | +1.94 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | aj | +1.91 | 72 | 80 |
| #3 | Fruktsalat | +1.26 | 70 | 61 |
| #4 | Grillsalat | +1.24 | 73 | 69 |
| #5 | teddy | +1.16 | 57 | 73 |





