








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 586 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7248 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,689 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3094 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4023 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4729 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3843 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,814,360 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 724 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | O l d G r a v y | 72% | 53 |
| #2 | Penumbra | 66% | 32 |
| #3 | aj | 63% | 67 |
| #4 | Flown | 62% | 287 |
| #5 | - Gera | 61% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | aj | 63% | 67 |
| #4 | Flown | 62% | 287 |
| #5 | - Gera | 61% | 83 |
| #6 | smokey nagata ඞ | 60% | 48 |
| #7 | Brummen | 53% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flown | 24 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | - Gera | 9 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | smokey nagata ඞ | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | aj | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | O l d G r a v y | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flown | 512 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #2 | aj | 356 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #3 | - Gera | 228 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Brummen | 188 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | O l d G r a v y | 92 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toshii :> | +3.02 | 78 | 61 |
| #2 | Flown | +1.44 | 76 | 57 |
| #3 | aj | +0.64 | 72 | 78 |
| #4 | Brummen | -0.62 | 47 | 57 |
| #5 | Penumbra | -0.66 | 83 | 51 |





