








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
517 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,238 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 554 | 17% |
| Smokes | 901 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 922 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 861 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $80,833 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s t e a l t h l o l | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | LiNkS | 83% | 6 |
| #3 | dyeL!fe[dd] | 65% | 31 |
| #4 | aW[dd] | 61% | 31 |
| #5 | warchyld[dd] | 52% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | warchyld[dd] | 52% | 50 |
| #6 | seven | 50% | 4 |
| #7 | KIKI | 50% | 4 |
| #8 | OCEAN OF DOUBT =IRL= | 50% | 4 |
| #9 | fusioN[dd] | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | warchyld[dd] | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | warchyld[dd] | 214 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | aW[dd] | 52 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | dyeL!fe[dd] | 41 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | KIKI | 23 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #5 | LiNkS | 19 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OCEAN OF DOUBT =IRL= | +6.80 | 46 | 62 |
| #2 | LiNkS | +1.97 | 68 | 35 |
| #3 | dyeL!fe[dd] | +1.20 | 74 | 66 |
| #4 | El Professor[dd] | +0.82 | 50 | 70 |
| #5 | seven | +0.60 | 66 | 43 |





