








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 261 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1982 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,788 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2965 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1916 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1714 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1193 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,484,395 of utility $236 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dyeL!fe[dd] | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | El Professor[dd] | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | warchyld[dd] | 61% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dyeL!fe[dd] | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | El Professor[dd] | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | warchyld[dd] | 61% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | warchyld[dd] | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | warchyld[dd] | 115 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | El Professor[dd] | 41 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | dyeL!fe[dd] | 28 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Professor[dd] | +1.68 | 52 | 74 |
| #2 | dyeL!fe[dd] | +1.33 | 73 | 62 |
| #3 | warchyld[dd] | +1.22 | 48 | 76 |
| #4 | aW[dd] | -0.97 | 49 | 64 |





