








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2732 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,936 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1631 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1758 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2073 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1474 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,324,599 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FR4Gm1nt | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | haschi2 | 55% | 44 |
| #3 | Pille2212 | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | KoriFee | 47% | 107 |
| #5 | RettichDesTodes | 45% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | haschi2 | 55% | 44 |
| #3 | Pille2212 | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | KoriFee | 47% | 107 |
| #5 | RettichDesTodes | 45% | 38 |
| #6 | Trix | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pille2212 | 6 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | KoriFee | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | haschi2 | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | RettichDesTodes | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoriFee | 406 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #2 | Pille2212 | 104 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | FR4Gm1nt | 97 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | haschi2 | 68 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | RettichDesTodes | 46 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pille2212 | +3.91 | 75 | 52 |
| #2 | haschi2 | +3.40 | 73 | 63 |
| #3 | KoriFee | +2.91 | 78 | 75 |
| #4 | RettichDesTodes | +0.32 | 63 | 61 |
| #5 | Excalibur | -0.48 | 61 | 56 |





