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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 803 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Wingman | 116 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,869 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2516 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,986 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1150 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2014 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1189 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1633 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,167,044 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Supermoen kickback.com | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | KRN | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | And3rt | 63% | 19 |
| #4 | CraZybeaR | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | Affin | 55% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Jiigi | 47% | 53 |
| #13 | haakon | 46% | 50 |
| #14 | shuGGah | 45% | 38 |
| #15 | MARLENE | 43% | 56 |
| #16 | PerSpelmann | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | orYan | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | snAbb | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Jiigi | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | MARLENE | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Supermoen kickback.com | 2 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | orYan | 300 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | Jiigi | 208 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | MARLENE | 180 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | shuGGah | 177 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #5 | snAbb | 157 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | orYan | +2.90 | 83 | 55 |
| #2 | Supermoen kickback.com | +2.37 | 91 | 58 |
| #3 | Okvada | +1.43 | 63 | 70 |
| #4 | Affin | +1.19 | 68 | 73 |
| #5 | haakon | +0.97 | 86 | 69 |





