








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 618 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 92 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2966 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,742 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1506 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1052 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1538 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1646 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $892,736 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 592 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKeeT_ | 80% | 15 |
| #2 | Supermoen kickback.com | 69% | 39 |
| #3 | CraZybeaR | 67% | 15 |
| #4 | Bjert | 64% | 14 |
| #5 | KRN | 63% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noname | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Supermoen kickback.com | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | snAbb | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | 0b0 | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | putz | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noname | 286 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | 0b0 | 240 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | snAbb | 137 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | KRN | 116 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | putz | 103 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKeeT_ | +2.77 | 87 | 57 |
| #2 | Supermoen kickback.com | +2.74 | 89 | 58 |
| #3 | orYan | +2.67 | 83 | 57 |
| #4 | 0b0 | +0.54 | 81 | 53 |
| #5 | EvilChinnawat Skinhub.com | +0.39 | 88 | 73 |





