








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,076 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1265 | 31% |
| Smokes | 995 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 919 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 897 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $405,326 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baowz. . . . | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | wrecksome | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | GunSystem | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | PeGz | 2 | 0.0102 |
| #5 | CosMO | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CosMO | 491 | 0.27 | 13 min |
| #2 | Depressed Onion | 75 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Lommis | 65 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Q-('-'Q) Bacon! ☣ | 64 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | litenhest | 55 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baowz. . . . | +1.62 | 90 | 35 |
| #2 | trestubb | +1.50 | 57 | 68 |
| #3 | CosMO | +1.50 | 62 | 76 |
| #4 | PeGz | +1.15 | 29 | 62 |
| #5 | Depressed Onion | +1.09 | 48 | 66 |





