








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 266 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 263 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2188 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,109 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3859 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5190 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3781 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3279 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $552,636 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 340 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xplode | 64% | 44 |
| #2 | Sk3* | 57% | 40 |
| #3 | Jenu | 55% | 108 |
| #4 | Zeh3R. | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | Kryp. | 51% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | xDragon™ | 50% | 20 |
| #8 | KOMBATK | 49% | 97 |
| #9 | Boko | 45% | 51 |
| #10 | Shobii^ | 43% | 35 |
| #11 | iusedtobegood | 41% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boko | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Jenu | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | KOMBATK | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | iusedtobegood | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | pondfilleRRR | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jenu | 738 | 0.29 | 18 min |
| #2 | KOMBATK | 283 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | iusedtobegood | 280 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | Sk3* | 184 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | Kryp. | 144 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOMBATK | +5.56 | 84 | 75 |
| #2 | Jenu | +1.04 | 63 | 70 |
| #3 | xDragon™ | +0.87 | 63 | 73 |
| #4 | pondfilleRRR | +0.78 | 87 | 51 |
| #5 | Xplode | +0.52 | 71 | 63 |





