








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 351 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2216 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,859 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 901 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2105 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1691 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1162 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $477,877 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zeh3R. | 75% | 28 |
| #2 | iusedtobegood | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | Sk3* | 59% | 59 |
| #4 | Xplode | 58% | 78 |
| #5 | Kryp. | 57% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Jenu | 51% | 37 |
| #8 | ✪ Skadoosh | 51% | 55 |
| #9 | Shobii^ | 45% | 22 |
| #10 | KOMBATK | 45% | 77 |
| #11 | KriM | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kryp. | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #2 | Xplode | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | KriM | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Shobii^ | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sk3* | 290 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #2 | KOMBATK | 252 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | Jenu | 237 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #4 | ✪ Skadoosh | 208 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | Kryp. | 159 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOMBATK | +4.81 | 85 | 76 |
| #2 | pondfilleRRR | +2.10 | 87 | 58 |
| #3 | Jenu | +0.37 | 57 | 71 |
| #4 | iusedtobegood | +0.36 | 73 | 74 |
| #5 | Sk3* | -0.19 | 60 | 71 |





