








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 233 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2562 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,799 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4432 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4050 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2879 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1438 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $234,839 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xDragon™ | 60% | 30 |
| #2 | Boko | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | Shobii^ | 57% | 28 |
| #4 | ✪ Skadoosh | 55% | 108 |
| #5 | Xplode | 53% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | iusedtobegood | 49% | 84 |
| #9 | KOMBATK | 48% | 83 |
| #10 | Kryp. | 47% | 119 |
| #11 | Zeh3R. | 45% | 51 |
| #12 | Sk3* | 42% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Skadoosh | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | KOMBATK | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Sk3* | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Xplode | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Boko | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Skadoosh | 434 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | iusedtobegood | 313 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | Sk3* | 284 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | KOMBATK | 256 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #5 | Kryp. | 176 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOMBATK | +4.52 | 83 | 75 |
| #2 | xDragon™ | +1.45 | 68 | 67 |
| #3 | pondfilleRRR | +0.85 | 84 | 52 |
| #4 | Jenu | +0.58 | 61 | 70 |
| #5 | Boko | +0.20 | 66 | 60 |





