








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1703 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 467 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 180 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7483 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,568 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4802 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6490 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6999 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4277 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $556,873 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 265 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Kryp. | 49% | 385 |
| #8 | KriM | 48% | 159 |
| #9 | Jenu | 48% | 83 |
| #10 | Sk3* | 48% | 317 |
| #11 | pondfilleRRR | 45% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sk3* | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | Kryp. | 3 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | Xplode | 3 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Zeh3R. | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #5 | KriM | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sk3* | 1423 | 0.20 | 39 min |
| #2 | Kryp. | 570 | 0.07 | 16 min |
| #3 | Jenu | 553 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| #4 | ✪ Skadoosh | 383 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | KriM | 377 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOMBATK | +4.89 | 85 | 75 |
| #2 | iusedtobegood | +0.37 | 84 | 65 |
| #3 | Xplode | +0.12 | 71 | 65 |
| #4 | pondfilleRRR | +0.01 | 85 | 57 |
| #5 | Jenu | -0.25 | 58 | 70 |





