








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 493 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 252 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,046 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3949 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2960 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2624 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2513 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $701,438 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 281 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pondfilleRRR | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | KOMBATK | 63% | 43 |
| #3 | Sk3* | 58% | 77 |
| #4 | Xplode | 56% | 77 |
| #5 | Zeh3R. | 53% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Kryp. | 49% | 93 |
| #8 | Jenu | 49% | 84 |
| #9 | Shobii^ | 48% | 33 |
| #10 | Hydra | 44% | 18 |
| #11 | ✪ Skadoosh | 41% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hydra | 2 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Jenu | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | Xplode | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Boko | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jenu | 589 | 0.31 | 16 min |
| #2 | Sk3* | 434 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #3 | ✪ Skadoosh | 318 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #4 | Kryp. | 133 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Boko | 121 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KOMBATK | +5.13 | 83 | 73 |
| #2 | Xplode | +1.30 | 74 | 62 |
| #3 | pondfilleRRR | +1.13 | 91 | 57 |
| #4 | Hydra | +1.06 | 62 | 57 |
| #5 | Jenu | +0.93 | 61 | 70 |





