








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 325 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,607 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3279 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,819 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3820 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3407 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3597 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2995 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,137,108 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BECK | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | Princ3 | 43% | 23 |
| #3 | k0mix | 43% | 44 |
| #4 | MaWi | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | Fur | 42% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Princ3 | 43% | 23 |
| #3 | k0mix | 43% | 44 |
| #4 | MaWi | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | Fur | 42% | 60 |
| #6 | Macht | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fur | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Macht | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | MaWi | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | k0mix | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fur | 246 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | BECK | 77 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Princ3 | 51 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | MaWi | 40 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Macht | 37 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Macht | +0.86 | 52 | 53 |
| #2 | KiriE_Castle | +0.42 | 44 | 67 |
| #3 | Princ3 | -0.26 | 53 | 66 |
| #4 | Fur | -0.42 | 61 | 69 |
| #5 | BECK | -0.85 | 47 | 60 |





