








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1835 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,160 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 755 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2288 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 1079 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1038 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,142,125 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mARius | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | m0rr0w | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | Daddy Derank | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | Patrick | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | Aryan | 51% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fur | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Aryan | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Macht | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | MaWi | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | KiriE_Castle | 4 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fur | 482 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | MaWi | 178 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | BECK | 158 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | R0han | 152 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Aryan | 115 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mARius | +3.56 | 73 | 44 |
| #2 | Daddy Derank | +3.06 | 72 | 76 |
| #3 | Aryan | +2.00 | 78 | 55 |
| #4 | Pheoniks | +1.71 | 63 | 73 |
| #5 | R0han | +0.97 | 60 | 62 |





