








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 246 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2020 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3816 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3117 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2448 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1870 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $683,387 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mARius | 78% | 27 |
| #2 | Daddy Derank | 71% | 24 |
| #3 | Pheoniks | 63% | 30 |
| #4 | BECK | 58% | 113 |
| #5 | m0rr0w | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k0mix | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | BECK | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Macht | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | KiriE_Castle | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | MaWi | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BECK | 234 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | MaWi | 170 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Macht | 113 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | KiriE_Castle | 102 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Patrick | 100 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mARius | +3.01 | 75 | 39 |
| #2 | Daddy Derank | +2.62 | 80 | 72 |
| #3 | Aryan | +2.40 | 79 | 57 |
| #4 | Fur | +0.94 | 62 | 72 |
| #5 | Pheoniks | +0.81 | 64 | 72 |





