








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 285 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 376 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3966 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,941 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3732 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3505 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4709 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2995 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,471,359 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pöllö_// | 53% | 96 |
| #2 | Dafffttttyyy | 53% | 95 |
| #3 | Radioaktiivinenurossimpanssi | 49% | 170 |
| #4 | Bob The Bodybuilder | 48% | 52 |
| #5 | Kartza | 48% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kartza | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Dafffttttyyy | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Bob The Bodybuilder | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | CruNk. | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Mossepo | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Radioaktiivinenurossimpanssi | 738 | 0.22 | 21 min |
| #2 | Sipuli | 605 | 0.23 | 20 min |
| #3 | Mossepo | 376 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #4 | Pöllö_// | 363 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #5 | Nazu | 352 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mossepo | +2.42 | 85 | 82 |
| #2 | Lund | +2.34 | 73 | 54 |
| #3 | Dafffttttyyy | +1.95 | 77 | 71 |
| #4 | Pöllö_// | +1.37 | 61 | 73 |
| #5 | Radioaktiivinenurossimpanssi | +0.75 | 74 | 74 |





