








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 818 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1738 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,261 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2876 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2041 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1671 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1673 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $330,085 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stryke | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | ROCKET[AVA] | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | Presl | 58% | 88 |
| #4 | miniment | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | <PR> SirGu .at | 58% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | C3dril | 50% | 76 |
| #9 | cBlack | 47% | 17 |
| #10 | <PR> sp1t. | 44% | 54 |
| #11 | SUPERSAHNIG | 40% | 43 |
| #12 | flowtschi | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JimmyFloid | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Presl | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | C3dril | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | <PR> sp1t. | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | SUPERSAHNIG | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <PR> SirGu .at | 293 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | C3dril | 290 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | SUPERSAHNIG | 159 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | Presl | 155 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | JimmyFloid | 134 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C3dril | +2.79 | 78 | 78 |
| #2 | burnie | +1.71 | 79 | 81 |
| #3 | <PR> SirGu .at | +0.50 | 79 | 74 |
| #4 | miniment | +0.42 | 77 | 70 |
| #5 | SUPERSAHNIG | -0.03 | 82 | 78 |





