








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 946 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2866 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,521 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3625 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3273 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3920 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2703 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $615,733 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miniment | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | <PR> SirGu .at | 58% | 96 |
| #3 | ROCKET[AVA] | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | Presl | 51% | 49 |
| #5 | C3dril | 50% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ROCKET[AVA] | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | Presl | 51% | 49 |
| #5 | C3dril | 50% | 54 |
| #6 | JimmyFloid | 45% | 60 |
| #7 | burnie | 40% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JimmyFloid | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Presl | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | burnie | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | burnie | 307 | 0.32 | 10 min |
| #2 | <PR> SirGu .at | 245 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | C3dril | 210 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | JimmyFloid | 104 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Presl | 97 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C3dril | +2.44 | 78 | 74 |
| #2 | SUPERSAHNIG | +1.15 | 87 | 75 |
| #3 | burnie | +0.49 | 75 | 81 |
| #4 | miniment | +0.46 | 75 | 63 |
| #5 | <PR> SirGu .at | +0.25 | 81 | 72 |





