








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 240 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1936 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,384 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2213 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2364 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3400 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2407 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $610,214 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jukee | 67% | 70 |
| #2 | Mc Tale | 67% | 27 |
| #3 | Prianna | 63% | 41 |
| #4 | BigDaddy | 63% | 16 |
| #5 | Jekkupatteri | 60% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herkkupamppu | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Jekkupatteri | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | BL4 | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | butZi | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Prianna | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pikku Jokke | +2.94 | 59 | 72 |
| #2 | Dick Of Doom | +2.70 | 58 | 82 |
| #3 | igetsuu | +2.06 | 65 | 74 |
| #4 | Mc Tale | +2.03 | 43 | 78 |
| #5 | Rau Silverman | +1.90 | 57 | 81 |





