








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 387 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5183 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,459 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2169 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2005 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4134 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 3151 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,720,103 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | spawn | 57% | 123 |
| #5 | huntrix | 56% | 57 |
| #6 | mystic | 55% | 51 |
| #7 | corey ✿ܓ | 54% | 50 |
| #8 | Ren0_Loses | 53% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | corey ✿ܓ | +2.17 | 83 | 73 |
| #2 | krook | +1.50 | 63 | 55 |
| #3 | 清澈的眼睛 | +1.14 | 74 | 58 |
| #4 | mystic | +1.10 | 66 | 61 |
| #5 | Ren0_Loses | +0.79 | 73 | 64 |





