








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 346 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3737 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,209 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6794 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6202 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3659 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3554 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $793,311 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SNOOPfrog | 71% | 52 |
| #2 | Bekim | 68% | 31 |
| #3 | riotmaker | 67% | 30 |
| #4 | spawn | 61% | 44 |
| #5 | baller | 60% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | mystic | 60% | 45 |
| #7 | iD_ | 60% | 121 |
| #8 | 清澈的眼睛 | 59% | 34 |
| #9 | krook | 56% | 57 |
| #10 | zekski | 56% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zekski | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | SNOOPfrog | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | iD_ | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | krook | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | baller | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iD_ | 449 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | SNOOPfrog | 210 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | baller | 151 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | spawn | 126 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | 清澈的眼睛 | 122 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SNOOPfrog | +3.35 | 90 | 70 |
| #2 | riotmaker | +2.30 | 50 | 53 |
| #3 | spawn | +1.94 | 85 | 57 |
| #4 | krook | +1.82 | 69 | 58 |
| #5 | mystic | +1.65 | 70 | 55 |





