








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 708 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1526 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,432 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 859 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1517 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1065 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 991 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $363,710 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 483 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STUPIDGREEN!!! | 80% | 25 |
| #2 | Pyyttoni22 | 73% | 15 |
| #3 | Kiipperi | 71% | 31 |
| #4 | TmTvn | 71% | 17 |
| #5 | Top G | 68% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kiipperi | 71% | 31 |
| #4 | TmTvn | 71% | 17 |
| #5 | Top G | 68% | 25 |
| #6 | AksuK00 | 68% | 40 |
| #7 | jantterivy | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiipperi | 8 | 0.0140 |
| #2 | Top G | 6 | 0.0125 |
| #3 | AksuK00 | 5 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | STUPIDGREEN!!! | 5 | 0.0104 |
| #5 | TmTvn | 2 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Top G | 76 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | AksuK00 | 67 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Pyyttoni22 | 48 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Kiipperi | 37 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | STUPIDGREEN!!! | 34 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LoputonJuusto | +6.06 | 72 | 60 |
| #2 | STUPIDGREEN!!! | +1.23 | 54 | 40 |
| #3 | Kiipperi | +0.34 | 42 | 46 |
| #4 | Pyyttoni22 | -0.26 | 46 | 61 |
| #5 | Top G | -0.99 | 36 | 54 |





