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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
285 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 245 | 21% |
| Smokes | 328 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 304 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 298 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $178,313 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TmTvn | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | LoputonJuusto | 80% | 25 |
| #3 | Hillomunkki | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | AksuK00 | 75% | 4 |
| #5 | Top G | 75% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LoputonJuusto | 11 | 0.0228 |
| #2 | [RR] Rikonaattori | 8 | 0.0460 |
| #3 | James Potkukelkka | 3 | 0.0500 |
| #4 | Pyyttoni22 | 2 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Top G | 2 | 0.0129 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LoputonJuusto | 77 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | Pyyttoni22 | 68 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #3 | [RR] Rikonaattori | 25 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #4 | Top G | 25 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #5 | jantterivy | 18 | 0.08 | 0 min |





