








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 297 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,828 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 775 | 42% |
| Smokes | 385 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 525 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 143 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $553,297 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LoputonJuusto | 68% | 40 |
| #2 | Nicofy | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | Kiipperi | 57% | 60 |
| #4 | [RR] Rikonaattori | 54% | 46 |
| #5 | TmTvn | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kiipperi | 57% | 60 |
| #4 | [RR] Rikonaattori | 54% | 46 |
| #5 | TmTvn | 52% | 21 |
| #6 | Pyyttoni22 | 51% | 37 |
| #7 | jantterivy | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [RR] Rikonaattori | 13 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | LoputonJuusto | 9 | 0.0146 |
| #3 | Kiipperi | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | TmTvn | 4 | 0.0103 |
| #5 | Pyyttoni22 | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [RR] Rikonaattori | 168 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | Pyyttoni22 | 133 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | Kiipperi | 89 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | LoputonJuusto | 66 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | jantterivy | 40 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LoputonJuusto | +8.91 | 82 | 58 |
| #2 | Nicofy | +8.55 | 61 | 68 |
| #3 | [RR] Rikonaattori | +4.82 | 63 | 43 |
| #4 | Kiipperi | +2.99 | 45 | 46 |
| #5 | Pyyttoni22 | -0.05 | 38 | 53 |





