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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,876 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 340 | 18% |
| Smokes | 209 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 956 | 51% |
| Molotovs | 371 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $396,688 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LearN [Yakuro] | 40% | 10 |
| #2 | ★TaPz | 38% | 13 |
| #3 | SaPanique | 35% | 92 |
| #4 | N0kizzz | 33% | 18 |
| #5 | DwayneCalzon | 32% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | SaPanique | 35% | 92 |
| #4 | N0kizzz | 33% | 18 |
| #5 | DwayneCalzon | 32% | 73 |
| #6 | Vitality Diamsmen | 23% | 31 |
| #7 | Kuruko_bdn | 23% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaPanique | 20 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | DwayneCalzon | 9 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Kuruko_bdn | 6 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | Vitality Diamsmen | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | N0kizzz | 2 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaPanique | 254 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | DwayneCalzon | 120 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kuruko_bdn | 51 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | LearN [Yakuro] | 41 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | N0kizzz | 18 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N0kizzz | +10.71 | 94 | 52 |
| #2 | LearN [Yakuro] | +5.74 | 91 | 70 |
| #3 | SaPanique | +5.63 | 78 | 59 |
| #4 | ★TaPz | +3.99 | 88 | 36 |
| #5 | Vitality Diamsmen | -0.09 | 55 | 20 |





