








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 757 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 175 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1747 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,552 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 174 | 11% |
| Smokes | 443 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 414 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 521 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $179,225 of utility $23 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 524 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Micro | 52% | 219 |
| #2 | m1tsuki | 51% | 351 |
| #3 | Plyn15 | 51% | 274 |
| #4 | mi$eria | 50% | 344 |
| #5 | Lolpro._bon_appetit | 47% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Micro | 52% | 219 |
| #2 | m1tsuki | 51% | 351 |
| #3 | Plyn15 | 51% | 274 |
| #4 | mi$eria | 50% | 344 |
| #5 | Lolpro._bon_appetit | 47% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1tsuki | 41 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | mi$eria | 32 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Micro | 28 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Plyn15 | 27 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Lolpro._bon_appetit | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1tsuki | 1314 | 0.19 | 24 min |
| #2 | Micro | 575 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | mi$eria | 174 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lolpro._bon_appetit | 172 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Plyn15 | 9 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1tsuki | +9.96 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | Micro | -0.81 | 26 | 41 |
| #3 | Plyn15 | -1.74 | 26 | 9 |
| #4 | 愚かな馬鹿 | -2.98 | 3 | 9 |
| #5 | mi$eria | -3.29 | 24 | 21 |





