








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 590 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1526 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,687 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1778 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2638 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1448 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1823 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $568,198 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 813 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1tsuki | 50% | 205 |
| #2 | mi$eria | 49% | 206 |
| #3 | 愚かな馬鹿 | 47% | 114 |
| #4 | Micro | 47% | 185 |
| #5 | Plyn15 | 45% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1tsuki | 50% | 205 |
| #2 | mi$eria | 49% | 206 |
| #3 | 愚かな馬鹿 | 47% | 114 |
| #4 | Micro | 47% | 185 |
| #5 | Plyn15 | 45% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1tsuki | 28 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Micro | 22 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | mi$eria | 21 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | 愚かな馬鹿 | 17 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | Plyn15 | 16 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1tsuki | 818 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #2 | Micro | 479 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | mi$eria | 89 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #4 | 愚かな馬鹿 | 20 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | Plyn15 | 9 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1tsuki | +10.08 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | Micro | +0.24 | 32 | 42 |
| #3 | Plyn15 | -1.34 | 28 | 9 |
| #4 | mi$eria | -3.01 | 23 | 22 |
| #5 | 愚かな馬鹿 | -3.24 | 3 | 9 |





