








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1929 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 368 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5737 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,474 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6240 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5967 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4257 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5010 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,474,216 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Car | 80% | 41 |
| #2 | YK2 | 61% | 114 |
| #3 | plutonium | 57% | 42 |
| #4 | ZSC | 57% | 44 |
| #5 | Taco | 56% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | plutonium | 57% | 42 |
| #4 | ZSC | 57% | 44 |
| #5 | Taco | 56% | 159 |
| #6 | Bear | 52% | 73 |
| #7 | Shome | 50% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taco | 28 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | YK2 | 25 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | Shome | 11 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | Car | 7 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | ZSC | 6 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YK2 | 381 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | Taco | 321 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | Shome | 258 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | Bear | 96 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Car | 71 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Car | +5.08 | 82 | 45 |
| #2 | ZSC | +3.34 | 76 | 30 |
| #3 | plutonium | +2.60 | 80 | 33 |
| #4 | Shome | +1.55 | 67 | 61 |
| #5 | BrcTylerr | +1.20 | 70 | 64 |





