








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 516 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 317 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7279 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,172 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1506 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2482 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3187 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2997 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,678,815 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 637 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BrcTylerr | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | ๐ช๐๐๐ | 57% | 74 |
| #3 | LuckyPies | 54% | 135 |
| #4 | zara | 53% | 258 |
| #5 | A2 | 53% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ๐ช๐๐๐ | 57% | 74 |
| #3 | LuckyPies | 54% | 135 |
| #4 | zara | 53% | 258 |
| #5 | A2 | 53% | 38 |
| #6 | ๓ ณโงโง Yui | 48% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuckyPies | 11 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | BrcTylerr | 9 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | zara | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | ๓ ณโงโง Yui | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | ๐ช๐๐๐ | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zara | 647 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #2 | LuckyPies | 362 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | ๐ช๐๐๐ | 236 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | A2 | 158 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | BrcTylerr | 130 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zara | +3.27 | 90 | 53 |
| #2 | BrcTylerr | +2.13 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | LuckyPies | +1.67 | 71 | 60 |
| #4 | ZSC | +1.01 | 72 | 36 |
| #5 | A2 | +0.12 | 85 | 65 |





