








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1917 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4968 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,461 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4267 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4308 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4252 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3634 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,971,419 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2797 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝑪𝒖𝒎𝒃 | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | ZSC | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | BrcTylerr | 61% | 114 |
| #4 | Taco | 56% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝑪𝒖𝒎𝒃 | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | ZSC | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | BrcTylerr | 61% | 114 |
| #4 | Taco | 56% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BrcTylerr | 35 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | Taco | 15 | 0.0124 |
| #3 | 𝑪𝒖𝒎𝒃 | 6 | 0.0135 |
| #4 | ZSC | 4 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BrcTylerr | 314 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | Taco | 139 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | 𝑪𝒖𝒎𝒃 | 119 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #4 | ZSC | 22 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZSC | +2.53 | 72 | 29 |
| #2 | BrcTylerr | +2.30 | 86 | 69 |
| #3 | YK2 | +1.32 | 60 | 59 |
| #4 | 𝑪𝒖𝒎𝒃 | +1.26 | 64 | 67 |
| #5 | Taco | +0.74 | 82 | 49 |





