








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1336 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 298 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4245 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,607 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2765 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2953 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2745 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3144 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,499,024 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2435 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Lars Monsen | 54% | 28 |
| #9 | AnitaMaxWynn | 53% | 19 |
| #10 | Aleks #clash.gg | 44% | 25 |
| #11 | Somsak-สมศักดิ์ | 42% | 19 |
| #12 | ✪ mattias | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Negård | 32 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | Kvinne Benekter Nr 1 | 27 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | tisselur #ClashGG | 23 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | Stefano | 14 | 0.0129 |
| #5 | Marjus | 5 | 0.0110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kvinne Benekter Nr 1 | 311 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | tisselur #ClashGG | 286 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Negård | 169 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | 3sepen1 | 161 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Lars Monsen | 83 | 0.15 | 2 min |





