








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 551 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 331 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4316 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,555 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3770 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4050 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2207 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2528 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,293,544 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2bias ツ | 59% | 85 |
| #2 | 2bias ツ | 55% | 58 |
| #3 | Kvinne Benekter Nr 1 | 52% | 127 |
| #4 | clout cobain | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | tisselur #ClashGG | 49% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ✪ mattias | 49% | 140 |
| #7 | ZywooDinho | 47% | 78 |
| #8 | Somsak-สมศักดิ์ | 46% | 50 |
| #9 | Marjus | 43% | 155 |
| #10 | Level 10 faceit player | 29% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kvinne Benekter Nr 1 | 16 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Marjus | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | ✪ mattias | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | 2bias ツ | 8 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Somsak-สมศักดิ์ | 8 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kvinne Benekter Nr 1 | 336 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Marjus | 245 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | ✪ mattias | 179 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | tisselur #ClashGG | 166 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | 2bias ツ | 163 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2bias ツ | +3.10 | 70 | 68 |
| #2 | 2bias ツ | +2.18 | 76 | 67 |
| #3 | Kvinne Benekter Nr 1 | +1.59 | 59 | 71 |
| #4 | 3sepen1 | +0.68 | 66 | 61 |
| #5 | Level 10 faceit player | +0.65 | 73 | 52 |





