








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 711 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 136 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8407 | 25% |
| Smokes | 8872 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 9166 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7169 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,112,452 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2213 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZywooDinho | 66% | 47 |
| #2 | Marjus | 58% | 161 |
| #3 | clout cobain | 57% | 77 |
| #4 | 2bias ツ | 56% | 129 |
| #5 | 2bias ツ | 53% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 3sepen1 | 52% | 127 |
| #7 | ✪ mattias | 50% | 86 |
| #8 | Level 10 faceit player | 49% | 112 |
| #9 | Negård | 48% | 52 |
| #10 | tisselur #ClashGG | 46% | 165 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2bias ツ | 27 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | tisselur #ClashGG | 13 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Marjus | 13 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Negård | 11 | 0.0109 |
| #5 | clout cobain | 7 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3sepen1 | 399 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | tisselur #ClashGG | 374 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Level 10 faceit player | 217 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Marjus | 215 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | clout cobain | 203 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2bias ツ | +2.26 | 71 | 67 |
| #2 | Kvinne Benekter Nr 1 | +1.11 | 60 | 70 |
| #3 | Level 10 faceit player | +0.75 | 75 | 55 |
| #4 | 2bias ツ | +0.57 | 75 | 66 |
| #5 | 3sepen1 | +0.43 | 65 | 61 |





