








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 422 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
791 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 937 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 121 | 13% |
| Smokes | 320 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 190 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 306 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $134,239 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 722 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marc7708 | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | Yi Lon Ma | 80% | 20 |
| #3 | kiobu | 70% | 33 |
| #4 | Commando Booce-iwnl- | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | NaVi | Akram | 67% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Commando Booce-iwnl- | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | NaVi | Akram | 67% | 15 |
| #6 | (he/they) femmy kittyboy :3 | 65% | 40 |
| #7 | [Miku] Gabbah | 63% | 52 |
| #8 | isgoat | 57% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kiobu | 5 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | isgoat | 5 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | Commando Booce-iwnl- | 3 | 0.0278 |
| #4 | Yi Lon Ma | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | [Miku] Gabbah | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [Miku] Gabbah | 219 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | (he/they) femmy kittyboy :3 | 96 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | kiobu | 89 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | isgoat | 87 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | Yi Lon Ma | 40 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | king | +2.64 | 83 | 33 |
| #2 | Yi Lon Ma | +2.48 | 77 | 55 |
| #3 | marc7708 | +1.86 | 56 | 52 |
| #4 | NaVi | Akram | +0.86 | 73 | 44 |
| #5 | (he/they) femmy kittyboy :3 | +0.82 | 56 | 61 |





