








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 587 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1750 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,553 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2435 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1608 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1981 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1529 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,274,065 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bellori SKINS | 52% | 44 |
| #2 | Morais | 46% | 147 |
| #3 | HARLEY | 45% | 220 |
| #4 | Nonozin | 44% | 34 |
| #5 | CHELArosca | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Nonozin | 44% | 34 |
| #5 | CHELArosca | 44% | 16 |
| #6 | BINHO CABECINHA | 43% | 40 |
| #7 | Bruneler | 36% | 53 |
| #8 | FuziDaZK | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HARLEY | 35 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Morais | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | FuziDaZK | 3 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | Bellori SKINS | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Nonozin | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HARLEY | 592 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | Morais | 548 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #3 | Bruneler | 138 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Nonozin | 133 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | BINHO CABECINHA | 102 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHELArosca | +2.35 | 79 | 48 |
| #2 | Bruneler | +1.42 | 49 | 61 |
| #3 | FuziDaZK | +1.29 | 34 | 64 |
| #4 | Morais | +1.00 | 57 | 53 |
| #5 | Bellori SKINS | +0.47 | 18 | 56 |





