








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 809 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 309 matches | ||
| Wingman | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6780 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,049 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9928 | 43% |
| Smokes | 4709 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4976 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3436 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,438,631 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nonozin | 58 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | CHELArosca | 28 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | HARLEY | 23 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | BINHO CABECINHA | 15 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | artt | 11 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nonozin | 1870 | 0.22 | 39 min |
| #2 | BINHO CABECINHA | 1146 | 0.11 | 26 min |
| #3 | CHELArosca | 698 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | HARLEY | 441 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | artt | 347 | 0.07 | 8 min |





