








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1056 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2324 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,565 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1156 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2228 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 738 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1443 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,238,787 of utility $338 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HARLEY | 56% | 55 |
| #2 | MoDoDoy | 52% | 44 |
| #3 | Morais | 51% | 147 |
| #4 | goner | 51% | 67 |
| #5 | FuziDaZK | 47% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | MoDoDoy | 52% | 44 |
| #3 | Morais | 51% | 147 |
| #4 | goner | 51% | 67 |
| #5 | FuziDaZK | 47% | 91 |
| #6 | Rick754 | 35% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morais | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | HARLEY | 6 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | goner | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | FuziDaZK | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | MoDoDoy | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morais | 604 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #2 | FuziDaZK | 218 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | HARLEY | 131 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | goner | 106 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | MoDoDoy | 95 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morais | +1.89 | 56 | 50 |
| #2 | Bellori SKINS | +0.35 | 15 | 46 |
| #3 | goner | +0.26 | 38 | 35 |
| #4 | FuziDaZK | -0.16 | 26 | 51 |
| #5 | MoDoDoy | -0.47 | 24 | 52 |





