








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,583 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 788 | 50% |
| Smokes | 356 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 334 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 105 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $124,807 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mang0at | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | 'uge | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | Keithy | 64% | 36 |
| #4 | ♱♱Matt Tuck <3♱♱ | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mang0at | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | 'uge | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | Keithy | 64% | 36 |
| #4 | ♱♱Matt Tuck <3♱♱ | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keithy | 15 | 0.0257 |
| #2 | ♱♱Matt Tuck <3♱♱ | 6 | 0.0243 |
| #3 | Mang0at | 6 | 0.0432 |
| #4 | 'uge | 4 | 0.0167 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keithy | 84 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | ♱♱Matt Tuck <3♱♱ | 20 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | Mang0at | 11 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | 'uge | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KT | +4.17 | 91 | 48 |
| #2 | Keithy | +2.85 | 84 | 37 |
| #3 | Mang0at | +2.21 | 76 | 28 |
| #4 | 'uge | +1.78 | 82 | 40 |
| #5 | ♱♱Matt Tuck <3♱♱ | -1.24 | 83 | 31 |





