








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 989 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1995 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,093 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 799 | 38% |
| Smokes | 393 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 522 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 379 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $444,783 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 655 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Helixo | 49% | 68 |
| #2 | PRIME FNCS | 45% | 56 |
| #3 | T1zerDon | 40% | 105 |
| #4 | HDSass | 37% | 91 |
| #5 | Waslip | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | T1zerDon | 40% | 105 |
| #4 | HDSass | 37% | 91 |
| #5 | Waslip | 36% | 36 |
| #6 | emil | 35% | 57 |
| #7 | Dangerous Dan | 25% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PRIME FNCS | 41 | 0.0421 |
| #2 | HDSass | 27 | 0.0153 |
| #3 | T1zerDon | 21 | 0.0108 |
| #4 | Waslip | 20 | 0.0272 |
| #5 | emil | 11 | 0.0113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HDSass | 244 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | PRIME FNCS | 207 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | T1zerDon | 200 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Waslip | 87 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dangerous Dan | 34 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HDSass | +5.29 | 77 | 46 |
| #2 | T1zerDon | +3.61 | 57 | 44 |
| #3 | PRIME FNCS | +3.23 | 54 | 39 |
| #4 | Dangerous Dan | +1.10 | 29 | 27 |
| #5 | Toomas Sularaha | -0.61 | 42 | 16 |





